There are very few television programs that I enjoy anymore. I am a huge sports fan (as anybody who reads my content knows) and thus watch ESPN everyday. Other than sports I am a huge fan of Smallville, Scrubs, and Law and Order SVU. That’s really about it for me.
One reason for this is largely due to the awful programs found on television today. There is no better example of this than the station known as Bravo. Whenever I see an advertisement about one of the programs on that station I am amazed that anybody would actually watch the garbage that Bravo produces. Bravo is without a doubt the worst television station in the country right now. Here are just some of the reasons why Bravo is so awful.
First reason why Bravo is the worst television station: “Project Runway”
Project Runway teaches all of us a valuable lesson. Just because you are a famous model does not mean that should host a television show. I have just one request to all you models out there. Please stick to what it is that you are good at: Wearing very little clothing.
Second reason why Bravo is the worst television station: “Top Chef”
It’s not so much that Bravo has chef’s competing against one another that bothers me. Bravo has tried to create “The Real World” with people who cook instead of over-sexed unintelligent twenty-somethings. Then again, I suppose these chefs aren’t rocket scientists themselves. At least in “The Real World” the people are attractive.
Third reason why Bravo is the worst television station: “Real Housewives of Orange County”
From what I understand this show is about rich white women and the cars and houses that these women have. You have to be kidding me. I refuse to believe that anybody with any intelligence whatsoever would watch 30 seconds of this show. If you do happen to watch this show then I’m praying for you.
Fourth reason why Bravo is the worst television station: “Queer Eye For the Straight Guy”
I was shocked to find out that this show was still even on. How hasn’t the joke that many men don’t dress “well” become old by now? Besides, I don’t need a gay guy to tell me how to dress. I have the wife, MTV, and Madonna for that. Bravo needs to change this show to freshen it up.
“Straight Guy Hits Queer Guy In Face When Queer Guy Mocks Straight Guy’s Wardrobe.”
I’m rather surprised that something like this hasn’t occurred on the show yet. I know that I would be less than pleased if some random guys came to my house and told me how bad I look in my clothes. This says nothing, of course, of the homophobes out there.
Fifth reason why Bravo is the worst television station “Shear Genius”
A competition with hairstylists now? Oh come on. Bravo clearly has run out of ideas at this point. Even the wife thinks this is stupid and she’s a hairstylist. I would watch Barbershop before I even tried to watch this garbage. Giving somebody a bad haircut isn’t a television show. It’s a sick joke we played on my roommate one drunken night in college.
By now I’m sure you’ve noticed the trend about Bravo’s awful programming (unless you watch that Real Housewives show. If you do I may have to draw a diagram and speak slowly). Sure, reality television is everywhere at this point. Bravo has taken this fad, though, and made it even more ridiculous than I could ever imagined.
The simple fact is reality television exists because those shows take no effort to produce and even less to “entertain.” No character development or storylines are necessary. This creates pointless and bland television. Add in the awful programs I’ve mentioned along with the fact that Bravo airs reruns of Law and Order Criminal Intent (the worst of all the Law and Orders) makes Bravo the worst television network out there.