Wardrobe malfunctions come a dime a dozen these days, especially with the paparazzi all over anything that might turn a buck in a tabloid. But Britney Spears’ latest wardrobe malfunction came with full-on open microphone moment and all. Some people need to be taught the greater part of discretion. One of those “some people” would be Britney Spears.
Spears is currently on her “Circus” tour. It was on her March 8 Tampa, Florida, stop that she revealed a little more of herself than she realized. The problem was, when Spears did realize it, the lights were down and all she had to do was either adjust the high-cut leotard she was wearing or go change.
But, being the classy lady we all know her to be, Britney Spears exclaimed, “My ***** was hanging out!” The arena, already aroar with cheering fans, erupted in laughter. She used the ‘f-bomb’ next. Apparently, though, Spears must have thought that some people must not have heard her the first time, so she repeated herself. “My ***** was hanging out!”
To which the audience erupted again.
It is unknown how long Spears was revealed to her adoring fans but, given the kind of money people can make off of exclusive photos these days, especially pictures that show naked parts, there is little doubt that a few camera phones caught the moment. Up close. So expect a tabloid or several to display Britney Spears in all her unshocking glory (black-barred of course) on supermarket stands. But be ready to see her completely revealed on the internet. What’s going to be great are the tawdry headlines, like “Hanging Out With Britney” and “Move Over, Lebron and Kobe, Because Britney Spears Has Serious Hang Time.” Or something like that…
Ever the showperson, Spears made a quick costume change in Tampa, came right back out, and went on with the show.
At present, everyone can enjoy the “performance” on YouTube. (Don’t worry, this is a distance shot where nothing is revealed.)
Some may think this wardrobe malfunction would have been far too embarrassing an incident for Britney Spears to return to the stage, but she has had that certain part of her anatomy revealed to the world before. Back in 2007, the ever-opportunistic paparazzi photographed her getting out of a limo without underwear.
Spears “Circus” tour takes her to Uniondale, New York, Wednesday night for her next stop. Then she will do two nights at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey, on March 13-14, before heading to Boston and three shows in Canada.
Just remember: For Britney Spears, it is a wardrobe malfunction. For a member of the audience, it’s indecent exposure. Hang out with Britney at your own risk.