Brad Pitt always finds his face on top ten lists featuring sexy men, which by that I mean he is featured on them and more specifically ones with pictorials to go along with them, not that he actually enjoys rubbing his face on lists about sexy men. Now that I’ve stood up for Brad Pitt’s heterosexual status I present exhibits “A” and “B” to back up my case: Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Both have been in the arms of Pitt and both have been in the dirty minds of both male and female entertainment consuming fans. One tries to ditch her wholesome Friends appeal while the other is considered a baby adopting home wrecker, but which is sexier? This is Head To Toe Sexy: Jennifer Aniston vs. Angelina Jolie!
HEAD: Both women tend to have great looking hair, however Jennifer Aniston has been attributed to starting an entire hair fashion craze. It seemed that whatever style she wore on the television show Friends became the staple for what women wanted in order to be sexy like a celebrity.
When it comes to eyes neither one is lacking, however Aniston’s soft gaze is nowhere near as seductive as Jolie’s. One can easily see how she stole Brad Pitt’s attention away.
Scrolling down the face we hit on the nose, which Jennifer Aniston has a unique one to her face, then again she obviously had plastic surgery to correct what she thought was a flaw. Jolie once again comes ahead on this features and her mouth seals the deal. Angelina Jolie probably has the most famous and desired set of lips on any actress.
ROUND 1: ANGELINA JOLIE!
TO: In body comparison both women are going to turn heads one way or another. However it is a bit creepy that Billy Bob Thronton used to turn Angelina’s head and he gained access to her goodies. Jennifer is a softer more lady like presence of elegance on average and does not sport the same fascination as Jolie with tattoos.
Physically Jolie probably maintains better conditioning of her body as she is no stranger to action hero roles such as Lara Croft. Jolie also has the ability to dress up and look as royal as Aniston though, so it would seem she has a one up in this category. Besides all women probably have a Billy Bob somewhere in their past.
ROUND 2: ANGELINA JOLIE!
TOE: When I think of the legs on these two stars I can conjure up two exact scenes from moving picture media: Angelina Jolie in the movie Taking Lives and Jennifer Aniston on the David Letterman show. In Taking Lives there is a love scene where Jolie wraps her legs around her lover, in fact her love scenes from Mr. And Mrs. Smith and Original Sin are pretty steamy as well. Aniston on the other hand remains with the more elegant look, even if she tried to change her image with Derailed. Her legs as displayed in one of the pictures attached to this are the perfect image of an average man’s fantasy.
Dropping down the legs and inspecting the toes, with her action history Jolie’s bigger sized feet are possibly more beat up than those of the more pampered Aniston. Aniston wears some really tight and funky shoes that like to pop her veins out from what I can tell, but when she is all calm and relaxed she probably has the edge on Jolie in the lower digits.
ROUND 3: JENNIFER ANISTON!
Just like in the real life romance ring Angelina Jolie has taken Jennifer Aniston down for the count. Her luscious lips and active body were too much for Aniston’s smooth looking legs to handle.
Angelina Jolie is sexier than Jennifer Aniston.