Celebrity scandal and acting tends to take up most of the news time these days and as shallow as it may seem famous people are often reduced into being products or eye-candy. However, this article isn’t going to steal away from that tradition in fact it is going to go one step farther and face celebrities off against each other in a similar fashion once creatively done by the clay animation show Celebrity DeathMatch; an MTV show past its prime. Besides, humans enjoy lists and competitions, especially when it comes to sexuality. So without further ado this is JESSICA ALBA vs. JESSICA BIEL; head to toe.
HEAD: Starting out Jessica Biel has the height advantage being listed at an inch and one half taller than Alba, though neither is in danger of being consider Amazonian at 5 foot 6 and 5 foot 7 ½. In hair comparisons Jessica Alba seems to have fewer bad hair days than Biel which evens the edge if you were into taller women.
Both have pouty lips, however Jessica Alba tends to be caught smiling more often than Biel which on dark days really gives one the edge. Alba becomes bright with the smile giving her eyes more brilliance, which in this competition they need since Jessica Biel’s eyes are more seductive and sharp with beauty. Both have been caught on film with “fish lips” syndrome of sorts, which isn’t always so great to behold; Alba in Into the Blue and Biel in The Illusionist. However, Alba seems to have a better excuse considering all of the swimming and facial diving gear and thus the smile gives her the overall facial expression edge in a cheery domino effect sort of way.
Of course it is the minds inside these ladies heads that helps them get their roles. So after a brief review of their acting work, well Jessica Alba once again proves to have the most on Top. Her films have been more successful and her main television role Dark Angel beats Biel’s 7th Heaven any day. Alba also has the more extensive work record, though she is only slightly older than Biel.
ROUND 1: JESSICA ALBA!
TO (the Middle): No one can argue that either of these girls is more fit. Biel appears more muscular which when filmed wrong can add a man-ish quality to her, especially in the shoulder region, whereas there is no mistaking Alba’s trim figure at anytime. One could bring up breasts sizes as a comparison factor, however, it isn’t too easy an issue with this pair.
Biel appears to have more in the rear sort of things for anyone walking behind her and looking down, with her butt also getting some nice camera time in the Adam Sandler comedy: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.
Alba is more sexy toned and Biel may seem more muscular, which is bad in the fact that it may lead to type-casting, however in a physical altercation I would have to say Biel would be the winner. Her abs would out do Alba’s over time. Also, if one wants to day dream in more perversion, though both actresses pose with next to nothing on a lot of the time, Biel seems to have more of a sharing attitude with her body. Alba may have a tad bit more fashion sense than Biel, but Biel’s tom-boy ways aren’t going to let a girly trait defeat her.
ROUND 2: JESSICA BIEL!
TOE: Here is where Jessica Alba’s tan and the earlier mentioned sense of fashion tip this down to the toe battle in her favor.
Alba can go from dressy shoes, to flip-flops, to bare feet and stand with the ever so tanned legs being sexy without even trying. Biel with her muscular figure isn’t going to scare off any suitors because of her legs, but in such a close competition it is the small details that count. In photographic study Jessica Alba seems to take more time and care of things as opposed to Biel’s enjoyment of going plain-jane. Then again some like things one way, some another, but even without the signature toe ring, pedicure, or nail polish Alba just ends up beating Biel in this category and therefore overall.
Biel may end up running faster, per-chance, but Alba will be sticking around to soak up more attention.
ROUND THREE: JESSICA ALBA!
Jessica Alba is the declared winner! The Sin City and Fantastic 4 actress edges out Jessica Biel in the head to toe competition. It came down to the toes, but Alba’s just came out smelling sweeter.
Jessica Alba is sexier than Jessica Biel.