They have invaded our news and basically become products of the entertainment industry. One is a rich socialite who declared herself celebrity in many forums and the other is an actress living the cliché “having grown up Hollywood” lifestyle. Embracing the shallowness of what they may or may not become, let us pit the two in a competition where the sexy rise and fall. This is Head To Toe Sexy featuring: PARIS HILTON Vs. LINDSAY LOHAN.
HEAD: Paris Hilton keeps her face posed for the cameras 99% of the time, whereas Lindsay Lohan has a habit of being more natural. One may say this leads as an advantage for Paris Hilton, however with her more squinted eyes and long hooked down nose one must wander why a plastic Barbie would be made in such a manner? The naturalness continues on into Lindsay’s eyes once again putting her beauty a step ahead of Paris.
Hilton sticks with her sheer shade of blonde hair whereas Lohan experiments with more colors, due to film roles. Once again it seems signature style without too much risk might hand Paris Hilton the fashion edge, however Lindsay Lohan’s hair flows better and seems less like a generic club doll once again.
Intelligence-wise neither woman is going to be considered “head of the class” anytime soon, yet both have to have at least some savvy to have made it this far in the spotlight. Lohan, has paid her dues acting since childhood, whereas Paris has paid her dues up front being a wealthy heiress buying celebrity at whim. Both have had their run-ins with the law and shares of scandal, but Paris is the one who landed in jail first. One other quick fact is that Paris dropped out of High School and earned her GED, if Lohan had issues with school it was because she was busting her hump with acting gigs. Once again Lohan proves to be the victor of wits and therefore is tops on the top.
ROUND 1: LINDSAY LOHAN!
TO (middle): Paris Hilton is literally a model and has the tall, slim features of one. Lindsay Lohan has a fuller profile, which has at times bounced back and forth in size causing concerns about eating disorders. When Paris is extremely slim it looks natural, whereas Lohan has posed for some pretty scary pictures as skin and bones.
Lindsay’ Lohans freckles could have been mentioned in the ‘head” category and they seem to indeed extend down to the rest of her body. This gives her a more homey feel, but that is quite a turn on for some guys, whereas if Paris were to get any kind of blemish on her porcelain skin it might look more grotesque in the long run. Paris Hilton looks scary when she tans.
Both women have been considered sexual predators of the rich and famous, though Lohans exploits to date are mere rumor as far as the main public is concerned. Paris Hilton on the other hand has her porno video which many claim was not accidentally released by Hilton. On this the point goes to Lohan in giving her the benefit of the non-judging doubt.
Lohan seems to have scored two points here in the “To” category, however no matter ones preference in body curves, no one is going to beat Paris Hilton in what she drapes on those curves. Paris Hilton with her fashion sense and wealthy pedigree uses her model body to perfection when it comes to wardrobe, style, and “selling it”.
ROUND TWO: PARIS HILTON!
TOE: Lindsay Lohan’s legs don’t give her the same runway walking style as Paris Hilton (the taller of the two). However, Paris cannot fall back on her model experience and shape for everything. Neither of the women can drive apparently and therefore may have to invest in some walking shoes. Buying shoes for Paris Hilton, however, would be more akin to buying shoes for Shaq the basketball player and costly. Paris is constantly hiding her huge, reportedly size 11 feet, with different stances and designer shoes. Lindsay Lohan wears a size 9 shoe which is closer at least to the average and though she may be next on the list of celebs to have a head shaving break down ala Britney Spears, she seems to be walking just fine right now.
ROUND 3: LINDSAY LOHAN!
After three rounds of tit-for-tat Lindsay Lohan is declared the winner, whereas Paris Hilton seems to be more akin to a plastic figurine gone haywire. True, Hilton will always be rich enough to cover herself in the finest fashions, however Lindsay Lohan is at least more human and it is generally a better thing for us to be attracted to creatures of our own species.
Lindsay Lohan is sexier than Paris Hilton