Being a shameless pleaser of men, I’m going to give you an inside peek at the tools I keep hidden behind a padlock. I’m talking about sex tools. I call them tools because while there is that whole boys and their toys thing, there’s also that thing about men and their tools.
Due, in part, to the popularity of shows like Sex and the City there has been a lot of coming out by women who adore their sex toys. I’m all for great toys like The Rabbit and while there are plenty of reviews for women’s self pleasuring devices, there isn’t enough information about men’s devices…until now that is. We owe it to our men to show them how fun tools can be and give them the best big “O” we can.
Here’s what I keep hidden in my toy trunk. I guarantee you with a collection like this he’ll keep cumming back for more.
Add a little flavor to that lollipop
If there’s one thing men love above all else it’s having their lolli sucked, slurped, licked and tasted. And as much as they want it to happen, they want their partner to want to do it more. Some women do not enjoy the taste and would rather avoid any southern connections at all. Instead of going the northern route consider adding a little flavor to his pixie-stick with Good Head edible oral pleasure gel. Flavors come in wild cherry, mind, passion fruit, strawberry and cinnamon.
Tube It Up
When it comes to manually manipulating his fishing pole, you can go the old fashioned route if it suites you but you (and he) may find it a huge surprise that the Suction Sleeve is so much fun. Tubes (or sleeves) are available in cool candy colors that are easy to lubricate and put on. Once your man’s pole is rigid simply slide the sleeve over it, add a little flavor and taste the tip as it pops out of the top of the tube. Just when he’s about to release his bait, pull up on the end of the sleeve to catch it and lick your lips deliciously as he babbles his thank you incoherently
Slippery When Wet
Personal lubricant goes hand in hand with sex. It’s a good item to have in your toolbox and works well with the Suction Sleeve but it’s just as great for giving your hard working studmuffin a blow-your-mind-wanker-pulling-jack-off-fest. Too many lovers skip the foreplay and go right for intercourse like it’s nothing more than washing the dishes. Before you take things into your own hands ladies, watch how your man handles his own tool so you’ll know what he likes and doesn’t like. Then lather your rosy palms up with some Boy Butter personal lubricant and work his tool like it’s the last solid thing on a sinking ship.
Get A Grip
Keeping things hard in the bedroom can become difficult for men especially as he ages or experiences certain medical maladies. In order to keep things rock hard, often a little extra pressure and grip is needed. Some guys just like how having their manhood gripped makes their rod look. When your man needs to keep things stiff wrap a ring around it and I’m not talking about the wedding band kind. I’m referring to the kind that circles his manhood and family jewels. If you’re really brave try hooking a leash to it.
Slip Through the Back Door
Men don’t like to admit it but their backdoor is a huge erogenous zone. Most men are embarrassed to admit they like having that nether region stimulated because they imagine it makes them gay. This is simply not true. If you can get your man past his fears and embarrassment, try showing him what anal beads can do for him. Start with a tool that small and doesn’t scare him clear out of the bedroom. Beads are an easy introduction to backdoor play because they do not resemble a real flesh and blood tool. Be generous and use a high amount of lubricant and then when the moment arrives, pull gently. He’ll lose his mind and wonder what he was so embarrassed about to begin with.
Tool Care and Maintenance
Clean your tools every time they are used.
If you are sharing your tools with someone else, be sure to keep disease and bacteria away by using a condom to cover the tool.
Always use lubricant with tools
There are many more tools available to please your guy. These are just a few of my favorites. Check with your local adult store to find even more interesting bedroom tools.