I generally stay out of politics as I just don’t keep up with crazy people. Another personal rule, I steer clear of conspiracy theories. Mainly because the tinfoil hat messes up my hair.
So somewhere I came across an article about Vince Foster and the odd circumstances surrounding his death. Actually it was an article that just happened to mention the Foster case in passing. But it intrigued me, because the offhand comment intimated an entirely unwholesome concept. Now, I am not a conspiracy theorist by any means. I just wanted to reiterate that point. Not crazy. But the general point was that Hillary Clinton, who at that time was the First Lady, had Vince Foster killed.
I dismissed the idea as crackpot junk that would be easily debunked. That was about four months ago and I have yet to debunk a damn thing. The more I googled the deeper the whole thing got and I started to wonder if maybe it really did happen that way. I will spare you the hours of endless research. Apparently, these are the facts and following the facts will be crazy supposition and voodoo theory courtesy of yours truly.
Vincent Foster’s death, the discovery of his body and the subsequent investigation were all marked by extremely odd behavior and complete disregard of normal procedure, from the Park Police conducting the investigation to the contents of his pockets after being delivered to the morgue. The list of discrepancies is endless and I will spare you the boring details.
What is critical is what Foster knew at the time of his death. Having known the Clintons since their pre-political days in Arkansas when they were all lawyers and whatnot. He knew everything that transpired in these people’s lives for decades, down to the most insignificant detail and even handled their security through Jerry Parks. Who is dead now.
Wait. That’s a coincidence, right? From reports given by Parks’ family, when he saw the newscast announcing Vince Foster’s death, he said “I’m a dead man.”
Now that seems far fetched. He predicted his own death? Apparently, he did exactly that. When Jerry Parks was gunned down in traffic by two unidentified assailants, he had his hand on a pistol stashed between the seats, ready to fight back. He had, indeed, predicted his own demise.
There are two facts in this case that bug me to no end. Besides all the other crap, the missing car keys that magically appeared later on in his pocket, the FBI changing witness’ statements, the tow truck driver who pulled away a bloody car with smashed windows from the scene….
Amongst all this, two things catch my attention. Witnesses indicated that Foster’s Honda some-kinda-car had the seat set for a much shorter figure than Foster. Supposedly, he drove himself to the crime scene and committed suicide in this vehicle, yet he was 6′ 5” as opposed to the seat’s setting of about 5’8.” Hardly a smoking gun, but I have experience with this. My father is 6’2” or so, I am about three inches taller than him. I can’t drive the car without moving the seat back a little after he has been driving. Forget about getting in after my mother, who is about 5’10” or so. It’s just not going to happen. Nobody drives around like that, even if you are going to the park to kill yourself.
The other nagging detail is Jerry Park’s widow. After Vince Foster died, the Parks’ traveled to the Caymans, where Jerry Parks supposedly deposited . . . Well, something that wasn’t money. What was in that safe deposit box? And does Mrs Parks have the key? If so, why is she still alive, if the supposed conspiracists are doing away with people? Wouldn’t she join The Clinton Body Count?
So… What do I think happened?
Who knows? But maybe it happened like this….
Actually, many people have speculated that Jerry Parks was providing surveillance for Foster at Hillary’s behest to keep tabs on Bill. Also, it is widely believed that both men had intimate knowledge of the Clintons’ Arkansas Blood Scandal, not to mention all the juicy details of the Whitewater affair. So maybe they just knew too much, like everyone else on the list of corpses.
So, why am I posting this? Well, I think it’s pretty damn strange that all this has gone unreported in the media. Even Rush Limbaugh shied away from diving too deep into the business of what is, presumably, his favorite target, the Clintons.
Call Rush and ask him; Who killed Vince Foster