In recent times on Associated Content it seems the theme has been: go gay! Gay as it pertains to sexuality and not so much as the term describing joy, though for some people I am sure the definitions are one in the same. Any way the articles that were appearing on the main page and showcase all seemed to revolve around someone finding out they were gay or that their husband was gay after so many years. Eventually the comments on such articles started to turn negative as people grew tired of yet another gay topic. I myself have been inspired to write this article based off of the articles about people finding out they are gay. I have been living as a straight male for 25 years of my life and I am NOT gay. Let the heterosexual pride parade begin!
The female body is the universal symbol to me of what defines “beauty.” There is no way in the hell of the universe that I could ever feel the same emotion or attraction to the male form. Sexually it is bad enough that I have to look at one penis every day, but there is no appeal what-so-ever in admiring the alien sausage of some other dude.
I have seen comments by people on these gay topics stating that we are all born gay, or that we are all bi sexual, or omni sexual or freaky deaky, we just don’t know it. I have also heard the theory that gay people are just people who are extra horny and want it however they can get it. I have a very strong sex drive, but an erection is not a capability of my heterosexual penis with the thoughts or images of man love. As far as gayness goes then a person who is a male and gay must be attracted to something other than the sex to be in such a lifestyle. It cannot all be brought down to sexual orientation because a hole is a hole. Gay men participate in either oral sex or penetration through the rear. However, women also have rears, so why wouldn’t a gay man just be attracted to a female who liked it in the butt? Or a further examination of this is the fact that the vagina is also a hole which is far superior to the anus in many ways. Why would someone want to cut out the extra pleasure gizmos and experience provided by the vagina, to pack fudge? This shows that someone who is gay is not just attracted to the type of sex acts themselves, but that there is some special psychological factor and appeal to the male form itself. Something I cannot even begin to identify with, which goes to disapprove the other theory that we are all born gay. Also for those who think it is just being oversexed: masturbation is a heck of a maintenance tool.
Now then, from the previous paragraphs it is hard to tell whether I am trying to make fun of gay people or show some support. I have no problem with people who are gay. I used to have a gay roommate and I’ve even been hugged in a bar loaded with gay men after an open mic night. No big deal. However, it is a big deal it seems to them, the biggest deal in their lives a lot of the time, that gayness is a lifestyle that needs to be heard or something. The gay community seems to be fighting for “rights” and such all the time and has all the basic organizations the same as people who are striving to get equality and such based off of racial heritage or gender. So are gay people wanting to be recognized as a different race? To an outsider looking in this would be what it appears like. A lot of racism and hatred seems developed from within the crowd seeking to fight against the racism and hatred. People who are looking for equality never seem like people who are looking to blend in and be like the majority of society. They are wanting to be in our faces, they want attention, and they want to stand out ahead. Let’s flood the streets wearing ass-less chaps! There isn’t a heterosexual pride parade just like there isn’t a White Entertainment television channel, so get off it! You want equal rights and yadda yadda then shut up and live! I am glad you are happy being gay, I am glad you are in touch with yourself, but it is not some great feat you have performed in discovering you like to look at people with the same private parts as you. Sure it sucks that legally a lot of places will not recognize gay marriage, but overall when it comes down to it not being gay means I don’t care, just like a gay person does not care whether or not someone thinks being gay is a religious sin. Someone making a comment about God hating fags is exercising their right to belief in the exact same way; you both offend each other equally. So why should I give a crap either way?
People are people and the world is full of them scrambling to get some sort of edge over each other. I guess I fall into the category of being a white heterosexual male and therefore am popularly deemed the majority of the population and the oppressor. It is my fault because I am a white heterosexual male that women were not allowed to vote in the old days, blacks were enslaved, and gay men get beaten to death and tied to fence posts. In the reality of the world if people would open their eyes, get out, and look around outside of themselves and the trendy cause they have decided to designate their life to for meaning: it’s a big melting pot of differences. No one race or sexuality or what have you is being held down by another in all places, I mean for example I live in Southern California and Mexicans out number me big time. Try getting a normal job in California without speaking Mexican and yet what I still get to listen to is that I am the evil white man and the Mexicans need more power and rights. True there are going to be people who hate gay people, but that just goes hand in hand with the fact that there are those who love gay people; if one is to be tolerated then both logically should be.
Now then where does that leave us? What of the people sharing their inspirational coming out of the closet stories? Hey, you were the one in the closet it is your own fault if you were hiding who you are. You were afraid of being judged and of people close to you not being accepting or hating you? So what? You are the one who chose not to be yourself for so many years and now I am to applaud your salvation? What is being shown is that the gay person hiding is the one being a judge and not accepting the fact that some people will not like them based off of the fact that they like to have relations with the same gender, and in turn making their own sexual orientation a thing of fear and weakness. Many people will not like or understand you, that goes for everyone, not just homosexuals so if you seclude away the real you and feel trapped it is your own fault for not being able to come to terms with reality. It is your own little shout and roar of hear me I am special as a speck of dust in the universe. Kudos to you for any new happiness you can find for yourself, but if I think there should be a heterosexual pride parade on the same day as the gay pride parade and some egos cause conflict and clashes, why is it all of the hate crime charges will be leveled at the heterosexuals, not the homosexuals?