What is the choice Jelly Bean of all Muggles in Harry Potter’s world? Of course, Bertie Bott’s with its tremendous flavors that will make you squirm, shake, and feel like a character in the Harry Potter movie.
Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans comes in the following flavors:
Booger-Yea, I know sounds gross. However, the jelly bean is alright in regards to taste. I wouldn’t recommend asking someone if they want a booger though; unless, you specify that it’s a Bertie Bott’s flavor.
Black Pepper– This jelly bean will make you pucker and wish you would have thought twice about eating this flavor of Bertie Bott’s. I recommend giving this to your so-called friends as a gag gift.
Grass– Yes, even Harry Potter’s world eats grass just like us humans or should I say mammals. This jelly bean is okay, but could use a little more flavor. P.S. Don’t try to chew this one like a cow eating grass.
Ear Wax– Okay, I know this isn’t the most sought after Bertie Bott’s jelly bean. However, this jelly bean isn’t half bad considering the name.
Rotten Egg– Nasty jelly bean just as the name states. I wouldn’t give this to my enemy because the taste is horrible. Its no wonder Harry Potter and his friends rely on witchcraft.
Dill Pickle– This one is one of my favorites Bertie Bott’s jelly bean, but I like dill pickles. This flavor will make you perk up fairly quick. I wouldn’t recommend eating anything else for awhile after consuming one of these flavors.
Sardine– Fish flavored jelly bean. Can anything else be grosser? Please refer to rotten egg flavor jelly bean. However, if you have cat’s I recommend giving them some of these jelly beans. They’ll love you for it if they live to tell about it. Just kidding, cat’s would love this flavor.
Vomit– What a flavor! This one isn’t too bad, but the name itself is enough to scare off anyone. I wonder if Harry Potter ate any of these while he was riding his broom.
Soap– Parents I don’t recommend you telling your children that you’re going to wash their mouth out with soap. They might actually start to like soap after eating this Bertie Bott’s jelly bean. This jelly bean is not bad and tastes okay despite the name.
Earthworm– You remember the gummy worms well this is a version that is similar. Pass this out to children and just watch their reaction.
Dirt– Children will love this flavor of Bertie Bott’s jelly beans. Remember, Mud Pies! Who didn’t eat dirt when they were young? This jelly bean tastes okay, but other flavors create a better appeal.
These beans were worth mentioning just for their names and taste as well. The rest of the flavors are Blueberry, Cherry, Cinnamon, Green Apple, Grape Jelly, Toasted Marshmallow, Buttered Popcorn, Bacon, Lemon Drop, Tutti- Fruitti, and Sausage. All of the Bertie Bott’s jelly beans will appease all of the kids in your life. Purchase your bag of Bertie Bott’s jelly beans today.