Will Ferrell has teamed up with the charity Cancer for College to release a classy line of suntan lotions that carry Ferrell’s official endorsement in bottles that feature Will Ferrell posing in all of his trademark modesty. The proceeds go to Cancer for College, a program aimed at providing college funding for young people who struggle with cancer during their formative years. Cancer for College is the creation of Craig Pollard, a good friend of Ferrell.
As indicated by the quote on the back of the bottles, Will Ferrell “always wanted to own a lotion company” (notice it was not necessarily a suntan lotion company), and it appears that he’s gotten his wish. Ferrell took his appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to plug the products. The Willpowered suntan lotion is available via Amazon at $11.99, with an SPF of 30 in each six ounce bottle.
Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen
The “streaking strength formula” in Will Ferrell’s Sexy Hot Sunscreen will keep you protected, nuptials and all. Bottle features a photo of Ferrell wearing a Speedo that appears to be slipping down his backside clearly inspired by the old Coppertone adds featuring the puppy yanking on a kid’s swim suit. Ferrell’s Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen is the stuff of dreams. And by dreams I mean night terrors.
Forbidden Fruit Sunscreen
When most of us think about sensuality, Will Ferrell is rarely far from our thoughts. Will Ferrell’s Forbidden Fruit Sunscreen finally compares protecting your skin from the sun’s damaging rays with inexplicable lewdness. As indicated by the bottle “and the rich cream brought protection and comfort and it was good.”
Sun Stroke Sunscreen
Will Ferrell’s Sun Stroke Sunscreen is for the sporting set, designed to improve “distance, accuracy and bronzing.” It’s certainly worked for Ferrell himself, as indicated by the quote accompanying the bare chested, golf club wielding photo of the actor: “I added 57 yards and a rich, dark tan.” With a name like Sun Stroke, you know it’s good.
Regardless of your suntan lotion needs, the Willpowered suntan lotions endorsed by Will Ferrell will keep your skin looking good while showing everyone that you accept only the best in life. Also makes a great gift for anyone who could use a little extra edge.